Weekend Edition
It’s Saturday. There are 80 days until the general election. It’s the weekend, y’all.
Be advised: This newsletter only uses half the profanity on weekends that it does on weekdays. Of course, it’s only half as long.
Note: Sexy Patriots! It’s so great to see y’all on a Saturday for an abbreviated edition of TBS! We hope we’re hitting our inboxes while you’re making calls, knocking on doors or just generally kicking behind. It’s also cool if you’re just sitting on your hot ass being awesome. We all need breaks. These are exciting times to be a Democrat or really anyone who isn’t affiliated with Trump or the brain worm dipshit and it’s going to get even better this week when our people gather in Chicago for the Democratic convention.
It’s going to be a great week to celebrate our nominees, applaud our …
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