We ain’t shutting up

It’s Tuesday. There are 49(!) days until the general election. Joe Biden is a really nice man (damnit), America likes MVP and we won’t stop calling out a fascist asshat.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. Because it cares goddamnit.

Note: Worry not, Sexy Patriots! The smoke you saw coming from TBS HQ this morning was totally normal-ish. We were trying to do some math and that usually starts a small fire somewhere and before long you can see and smell the smoke coming out of our ears. What were we mathing? Well it turns out that seven times seven equals 49, and that means that Election Day is actually just seven goddamn months away. Yeah, we were pretty shocked too.

And when you consider that two months ago Joe Biden was our ride-or-die and Trump had yet to have some would-be assassins come looking for him, it feels safe to say that nobody should be making any predictions about what’s going to happen over the next 49 days or even in the period after. Joy and Chaos are in a big damn fight, and there is just no telling what’s next. But we do feel safe making one prediction — shit is going to be totally fucked up nutsville and twice as crazy. Bet…