We’re not dumb

Happy Friday! There are 67 days until the general election. Trump thinks women are stupid, the Army calls out orangey and Kamala cooks on CNN.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It’s why we can say that Vice President Harris kicked some serious fucking ass last night.

Note: Ya know, Sexy Patriots, if you don’t mind, we’re going to strike a grateful and optimistic tone today. We’re still gonna cuss, but we’re gonna be sunny and shit too. And we have Vice President Kamala Harris to thank for it.

For the last eight goddamn years, we’ve been waiting for someone to liberate us from the relentless stream of cruel, dumb and offensive bullshit that radiates from one Donald J. Trump. And VP Harris is doing that. Because she absolutely does not have time for this bullshit.