We’re not gonna miss Tina

Happy Friday! There are 32 days until Election Day. A strike disaster is averted, Biden demands help for Helene victims “now” and a kick-ass jobs report.

Be advised: This newsletters uses profanity. It’s not nearly as offensive as the shit that comes out of Trump’s mouth.

Note: We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, Sexy Patriots — Trumpland makes a person do weird shit. Ever since that awful sonofabitch came down that escalator from hell, we have found ourselves living the real life speech from the end of the original Ghostbusters (“Dogs and cats living together!”). We hate Kanye and love Liz Cheney. We’re rooting for the FBI even though we know their history. And yesterday we stood up and cheered and did the Arsenio Hall “woot woot” motion upon hearing that a 79-year-old widow had been sentenced to nine years in prison.

And she had it coming.