What is it about Ohio?

It’s Tuesday. There are 42 days until the general election. Mark Robinson pretends he’s going to sue CNN, a possible reprieve from cheating in Nebraska and another woman-hating Ohio a-hole.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It still might be the most ethical political tip sheet on the planet. And that’s pretty fucked up.

Note: Sexy Patriots! How is your week starting off? Pretty awesome? Oh good. We’re glad to hear it. And if things are sucking for you, just remember that the whole world doesn’t know that you have to pay your spouse to support you. Because that’s exactly what Donald Trump has to do…

LOL! Wow! What a fucking loser! Things are so shitty for Trump he had to pay his wife to go to campaign events for him. Is that why he had Laura Loomer around? Was she just cheaper? Don’t answer that. We’re gonna resist the urge to say the very obvious thing about Melania and the world’s oldest profession, but we are going to say it seems like most Americans probably shouldn't vote for a guy whose own wife has to be paid to say nice things about him.

This shit has to be so embarrassing for Trump. This is pathetic even for him. We’re like a week away from him campaign…