You can almost hear the pee running down his leg.

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Jul 26, 2024

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Donald Trump is running scared from VP Kamala Harris and refusing to debate her like the unbelievable chickenshit that he is. In a statement from the campaign, aides tried to cover up Trump’s cowardice with a bunch of racist bullshit, but we all know he’s just a big ol’ fraidy cat…

God this is so funny. You can almost hear the pee running down his leg. We knew Trump was crap-yourself scared, but this is hilarious. And honestly it makes sense. VP Harris didn’t waste one single solitary second before she started calling that asshole for exactly who he is. She flat out said yesterday she was ready to debate, and it’s obvious the challenge rattled orangey. To get another perspective on the situation, we interviewed a chicken…

TBS: Hi, chicken!

Chicken: Hey, guys! Big fan!

TBS: Awww. Thanks, chicken. So do you think Tr…

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