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And thanks to Garland following the illegal order of a corrupt judge in Florida because of "norms," we won't get to see the Smith report on the documents trump stole. Garland can fuck all the way off to where ever he's going.

Oh, and I hope Acosta quits CNN (Collaborator News Network), like so many other journalists.

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Garland can take a step back & fuck the hell off! He’s complicit in the destruction of so called norms. 2024-25 Pfft! I’ve never been so disappointed in my life at the performance of my elected/appointed government that we all hoped would have done a better job of defending a democracy in decline.

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When the other side is looking to break the norms completely, ahdering to them in a way that gives them deference is just suicide - eventually they'll just kill the norms that you have been so obsessed with.

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F*** Bezos & powers that be at WaPo. Democracy already died in the darkness at their hand so, yeah, they need a new slogan. They’ll need to dumb it down more for the red hats.

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Well "story telling" sounds like a children's fairy tale so that fits.

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I like “The Lickspittle News” for rebranding the WAPO.

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Republicans are not asking any real questions on the confirmation hearings. They just want to get on Fix News….or get an invitation to Mar a Lago and tips on stocks.

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"Let’s hope Jim finds a place where he is appreciated and CNN finds its fucking dignity"

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Ha ha ha ha ha. CNN lost their fucking dignity when they hired Nancy Grace. I watched 15 minutes of the first show and never watched another minute of CNN or Headline News. In fact, I was so pissed, I cut the cable and never went back.

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The writing was on the wall all the way back in February of 2005 when they hired her. I can't believe it's been 20 years since I last had cable.

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Thanks for the laugh----Do not piss on any GOP EVEN IF THEY ARE ON FIRE----

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My brother likes to say, “Communist News Network.” I think “Cowardly News Ninnies” is much more accurate and fitting. Especially in today's setting.

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To bad President fucking Musk and his little fat orange VP weren’t on that crap that blew up. We could have had a party.

Jared Golden sounds like Fettermanchin. WTF?!?!

Scott Bessent just went full blown fucking asshole but stating that the federal minimum wage should stay at $7.25 and billionaires deserve a tax cut.

The Dems in the House better stand firm on the aid to California and not go for any bullshit of raising the debt ceiling as a condition. That just means the little fucking puppet doesn’t have the votes. Fuck Johnson.

I’m going to miss Biden and Harris. It should have been MVP Harris being inaugurated on Mon.

I’m going to celebrate MLKJr.’s bday on Mon. And then watch some Friends.

Have a great weekend y’all.

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In your next update can you from this point on refer to Mar Largo as Eagles Nest! Call it what it is.

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Acosta should replace Joe&Mika.

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Re note 3 on Kristi Noem’s hearings - no no, take your dog TO the Capitol grounds, have it do its thing, then leave a little sign saying “From my dog to Kristi.”

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Well SP's keep a good thought...it's cold there in DC so they're moving things indoors. It's an old building, old buildings have all kinds of "fix it" issues. For instance a friend of mine in NYC had a gas leak in their building during the cold, it was bad...and more people try to heat their spaces with electric floor heaters, which cause fires...and sometimes buildings like that have their outside doors locked, and when lots of people are enclosed in buildings and someone has say small pox it could spread easily and with large crowds in small spaces there's a chance someone with a mental health crisis might have access to a fire extinguisher or a podium. Sometimes bad things just happen, thoughts & prayers Y'all.

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Thanks for reply

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So now Trump will use the alleged Tik Tok ban to get favors from Xi.

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Ooooh, Sly. Not so smart when you have...had...a popular show waiting for another season. The stench of tanking ratings. Don't buy that new house!

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Dont forget to make your fart noises at 12:00 noon on Monday!!! Our tribute to Der Fuhrer, Adolf McStalin, The Orange Turd, courtesy of, I believe(but could be wrong) Aaron Parnas.

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I’m still puzzled by why Trump thinks Hollywood has been supplanted by that industry in foreign countries. I haven’t forgotten the damage Covid did to the entertainment industry overall and I realize Trump can’t talk about that without being accused of mishandling the pandemic but that’s never stopped him before. If he’d tried to tie this bizarre announcement somehow to relief for the wildfires I’d sort of see it even if it’s ridiculous but this just came out of nowhere from what I can tell.

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