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Schumer is a dead man walking, and he knows it. The fact he would make such a stupid comment confirms that. To quote Game of Thrones: "Any man who must say 'I am the KING,' is no true king."

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I was hoping they would trade him out back when Joe was elected. He has been past his sell by date or a long, long time.

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So are Schumer, Biden. DJT the Best Friends that AIPAC have ever had?

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Not "had." Bought.

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TBH not feelin' the Melvin - wouldn't it be unfair to some actual geniuses? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNWXjBJQZOk

Howsabout Edolf instead?

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I liked the Elon Titler reference better (have to see the photo of his manboobs that goes with it).

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Also good.

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Made me 🤮 a little, but you’re right!

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Thank you! The Melvins are amazing. Titler is a shitheel.

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I love it.

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Muskrat works

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Not bad. Not bad at all. But I'm sticking with Apartheid Clyde.

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Wow, another one with a jingle to it.

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Melvin Musk would be hated a little less if he stopped destroying our Republic and making himself a gazillionaire on the backs of the elderly, veterans and everyday working people.

Judge Crawford for Wisconsin – nice pic

Melvin is installing Starlink - I just want to repeat that it is "a huge goddamn security risk". WTF is all I’ve got.

runforsomething.net – I just subscribed.

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Hmm?... 'Starlink' at the Whitehouse?... Will Elon/Melvin be snooping on all Whitehouse Communications now?... What could possibly go wrong?... Is this another 'String' for the Puppet-Master to Pull?...

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I'm a little confused here. Which one do you consider the puppet-master? (If it's Donnie, I disagree. Donnie knows he has no brains, and he brought in whatever you want to call him to run the show.)

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You commented: "Seems like pretty fucking stupid politics to us". I do not believe that Trump is considering the political implications for his decisions. By this I mean political considerations in the classical sense, i.e., what it might mean to the Republican party. He does not give a damn about the Republican party as long as he has them under his thumb. He only uses them for as long as he needs them. Caring about politics is only a tactical consideration to him...does it help Trump accomplish he goals to remove all guardposts to achieving a soft dictatorship. And as to the discussions with Putrid today, it smells of 1939 where the Soviet Union and Germany agreed to divide up Poland for their own purposes. It is not a deal to create peace it is a deal to create spheres of influence.

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Right. But I'd expand that and say that Donnie wants to destroy everything which he didn't create (which isn't a reflection of himself, which is everything).

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Bobby McMeasles shrugs.

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We've been referring to him as Mr. Measles :-)

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I know a Melvin who’s not a bad guy, but hounding Musk is fine with me.

Musk seems unaware that those he fired might be so demoralized it causes physical repercussions.

RFKjr has already caused deaths in SE Asia.

Musk, Bezos/Zuckerberg fully deserve any harm caused by boycott/backlash.

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It's not that Musk is unaware. It's that he doesn't care.

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Melvin is not intelligent. Don’t understand why people don’t get that.

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Personally I prefer fElon cause it can be both F Elon and FELON :)

Of course Schumer isn't going to do the right thing and step down. Why can't Democrats get agressive here ... always playing by the rule book. I wrote all my senators and Chris Murphy.

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True. They told Franken it was time to leave, and he hadn't done anything. Pelosi and Menendez made their own decisions. Someone needs to tap Schumer on the shoulder, and tell him the leader party is over. If Ocasio-Cortez gets her way, he's going to lose more than that.

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PSA: Franken is in a new movie on Netflix out today. The Residence

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Omg!! You’re so right! He’s a total Melvin. LMFAO!!

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You mean like Mel Ott or Mel of Mel's Diner? I don't think so. Nicknaming Musk "Melvin" is so (Nineteen) Fifties and Flat. It will be hard to come up with a more degrading name than Elon itself.

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While I’m familiar with the Melvins of which you speak and I know there are some cool Melvin’s, I’m going to have to stick with Adam and Sam on this one. Back when I was a kid, Melvin was a name we used to identify someone who was a complete dingus. Im confident that the name Elon will one day be the replacement for Melvin. That said, I’m adding Melvin to the Elon insult rotation. I bet Elon is familiar with the term and its meaning and I hope it irritates him.

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On Note 15, in addition, references to the WWII US Army Japanese-American 442nd Regimental Combat Team and 100th Battalion ("Go For Broke") were also removed, in addition to the Tuskegee Airmen and other members of the DEI elements of the United States.

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The problem with the anti-D.E.I. theory is that it assumes that people who are not Caucasian men are not capable, or not as capable. The examples you gave, as well as the Chair of the Joint Chiefs, and the female Admiral who were fired are perfect examples of how wrong that theory is.

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Great work guys, as usual! I would like to ask that when you report on abortion/reproductive rights news you quote or link to Jessica Valenti's Abortion Every Day newsletter. She is doing the best work out there when it comes to reporting on reproductive rights, especially the shitshow happening in Texas.

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Hooray to the brave leaders and their organizations who continue to broadcast while they still can.

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I call Musk Skum.

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Wow, another good one. Adam and Sam should have asked for suggestions, or taken a poll.

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Considering our current dire situation, wouldn’t we be better off focusing our attention on identifying strong leaders around the country to counter balance the craziness?

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Great article by Adam and alt media .All true and to the point .I for one thank all at alt for that . peace to all

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Poor Melvin. Everybody’s picking on him. 🤣

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