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Once again, he broke the law. 4 U.S. Code § 8 states: The flag should not have any marks, letters, words, or designs placed on it.

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Exactly. It's not that I want him prosecuted, ANYBODY who had the temerity to deface the American flag that way should be charged.

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Only a true arrogant douchebag signs his name on OUR Flag! SMH

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I think Megan meant to say “flatulent” instead of “fluent”

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ANYBODY WHO VOTES FOR TRUMP NEEDS TO GET PROFESSIONAL HELP!!! SERIOULY!! BUT I WANT TO MAKE ONE THING CLEAR, TO OTHER COUNTRIES WATCHING OUR ELECTION PROCESS SHOULD BE LAUGHING AT US BECAUSE HOW CAN THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD ALLOW A FELON, RAPIST, LIAR AND FRAUDSTER BE ALLOWED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IT IS FLAT OUT SHAMFUL!! WE AS A COUNTRY NEED TO WAKE THE HELL UP IF WE ALLOW THIS LUNATIC BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!

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But it’s like the old saying — "even a total piece of shit is right every once in a while." A Benjamin Franklin quote? lol

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Jiffypop Douchbag!

Instant classic!

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Juvenile Delinquent works every time.

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I expected the article RE increase in tubal ligations to make me irritated because I'm SOOOO fucking sick of any and all conversation/narrative around the abortion issue being that it's ONLY a woman's problem. While I would have preferred more data to have been presented, at least the article did mention that they have seen an increase in vasectomies as well.

WE CAN'T GET PREGNANT ALL BY OURSELVES, COUCHFUCKERS

So thank you to the men who decided that they have to share in the responsibility too.

Rant over. Carry on.

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Thank you for this excellent column. I usually laugh out loud when I read it and my family all is shocked because my laughing out loud largely stopped in 2016, sometime around November as I recall. I like the Notes format as well. Maybe I’m still in the giddy after-effects of the debate but this column was especially enjoyable. Just wanted to tell you your humor (and all of your colorful language) are perfect! Thank you again! Keep it up!!

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20 Great Notes here... you needed another one, so that you could, like game show host Jack Barry, say, "You have....TWENTY-ONE!"

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UGH👎

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