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Mary Ballard's avatar

"Matter of fact, Trump seems to want to kill A LOT of people" - FUCK YES, they want to kill off old people by fucking with Social Security and pharmaceutical companies. They want to kill off marginalized people, poor, uneducated, unemployed, underemployed, basically anyone who's not part of the Aryan nation (or whatever they're calling it). You've got mush trying to breed litters of the perfect child. We should be deporting Tusk (that's the combo of both the dicks).

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Denny Carter's avatar

I've been using Muskow-Trump for the beast, which combines them both and injects a reference to their puppeteer as well.

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El0nIsaRat's avatar

ElDon Trusk?

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Everyone Is Living History's avatar

Do we have this much time as fascists take over and destroy all our institutions and infrastructure? We need to arrest them now.

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El0nIsaRat's avatar

No we don't. Up here in Canada, I am all for peaceful protests and strikes. At the same time, now is the time to prepare to resist with other means.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

Trump needs to keep President Carter out of his fucking mouth! 🤬

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El0nIsaRat's avatar

Dunno about that. Both are (were) gracious, dignified, and looked for the best out of humanity.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

IMO, the guy sitting behind the Resolute desk isn’t dignified enough to have ever polished President Carter’s shoes, let alone speak on his behalf. I’ll even go as far as saying that the fat man at the desk should never utter one word about the Biden Presidency, especially given how the US economy is collapsing in front of our eyes.

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El0nIsaRat's avatar

I should have used the sarcasm font.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

The sarcasm emoji 🙃

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Grey Wanda's avatar

My favorite line in this update The last time we saw evil move this fast, OJ won the Heisman 😂

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

I wish this nightmare would be over already OR have a huge meteorite annihilate us.

I don't know wtFUCK they are waiting for to throw trump behind bars. I seriously doubt there is any criminal that has committed more crimes then trump. WTF?

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Martha Warner's avatar

Note 16: Andrew not Chris.

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E.C.'s avatar

That scum-bag PA senator's facebook page is filled with thousands of angry comments. He'll regret his inappropriate and political comments in front of young children and their families in the audience. Asking a 12 year-old about pornography? I hope he loses his next election.

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beth Kennedy's avatar

and, I love that Harvard has given the big f u to trump and his minions. donations are pouring in and they may end up with more money than they started with. they have also inspired other unis to band together with them to fight. as they pointed out, they are older than the United States, and have more money than most countries, with a stellar law team. not sure the idiots in the White House of shame really thought this one through

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Alice A's avatar

The most catastrophic threat to the U.S. is the current administration. Speaking of that grave on the golf course, any pictures of what Ivanka's grave looks like these days?

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Barryt's avatar

"everybody wants to make a deal" - so where are the announcement for those 75 countries that you mentioned about a week ago after the shit hit the fan on the stock market? It's at least comforting to know that former kneepad-enabled press like the WSJ are calling his tariffs for what they are - chaos.

The NBC article about the pundits is a nice example of how the press frames the issue to benefit conservatives - polling shows a lot of people might be more neutral on deporting criminals, but are very much opposed to deporting people who have committed no crimes or have been here for more than 10 years. Are those pundits really that simple-minded?

So for the "golden dome", should we expect lots of exploding satellites that will be "protecting" us?

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El0nIsaRat's avatar

That Golden Dome will have a two-fold purpose

1. Shooting down missiles

2. Surveilling Trump and his ilk's' enemies

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Denny Carter's avatar

Excuse me, you're wrong on Note 8. Muskow-Trump most certainly did call the arsonist to make sure he was doing well, was full MAGA and was ready for his pardon (once he gets charged). Oh, you meant calling Gov. Shapiro to wish him ill, or invite him over for fireside chat in Offal Office like Zelensky enjoyed -you're right, he didn't do that.

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Robazrn12's avatar

Love your commentary! One thing though, it isn’t Chris Cuomo who was governor of NY but his brother Mario.

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Robazrn12's avatar

Sorry; it was Andrew Cuomo, not Mario.

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Barbara Hartwell's avatar

Mario Cuomo was Governor in the 80's well before Andrew

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PoetryIsDemocracy's avatar

I'd vote for Chrismodrew [as a name, not as a candidate]

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Carolyn S Whitsell's avatar

Orange Shitler and his cabinet need to be locked up as soon as possible👿👿👿

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Maczka B's avatar

Tomorrow is the 250th Anniversary of the Battle of Lexington and Concord! Let's not let past sacrifices be in vain!

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PoetryIsDemocracy's avatar

on second thought, let's see if England will take us back. Can't be worse than what we've ended up with.

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Judy Cross's avatar

I cant believe that Trump said that Van Hollen was begging for attention by going to San Salvador to meet with Garcia. He called it Fake News. The only one that is doing FAKE NEWS IS TRUMP AND HIS CABINET. WHAT F_______G LOSERS. When will this so-called president grow up and do his job instead of telling how great he is? We all know that is a LIE. If tRump had done his job Garcia would be at home with his family instead of where he is. If tRump was a Christian, like he is boosting, this never would have happened. LIES, LIES, LIES. I, for one am so sick and tired of hearing his lies, his boosting, how great he is. If he is so great, why does he have to keep saying it? Maybe to remind himself because most wouldn't let such foul words leave their mouths about this president. Great - he isn't. Christian - he isn't. Fair - he isn't. President - he isn't ( in name only). He acts more like a traitor and the USA doesn't need a traitor. He has not done one good thing for this country or the people in it since he took office. He can take credit for that.

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Tina's avatar

100% agree with everything you said. I'm so sick of his lies and praising himself every time he opens his mouth. He is a disgusting pig and needs to be impeached and then we need to send him to El Salvador.

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Jan Reynolds's avatar

I’m here for the truth and righteous swearing. Love you guys🧡💛💚💜 President Carter would understand and appreciate your conversation with his spirit

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