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MisTBlu's avatar

Cruelty is always the point. Keeping Mahmoud Khalil from being present at the birth of his child is bad enough but doing so while holding him under dubious circumstances makes it worse. Oh and one notes that the whole "family values" cant has utterly disappeared.

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Tia's avatar

Is Diana Harshblow fucking crazy or just racist?

Believe me no one wants to fake using an aide like a cane, walker, wheelchair, etc..

I am on a walker which I hate, but it helps!

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Cyn B's avatar

They're not mutually exclusive.

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peter's avatar

She is just a fucking crazy ignorant racist who is totally devoid of pubic hair. she drenches her AM Wheaties with bull semen. The she sits in the tub and masturbates under the running faucet. Fuck these people. I hope all of them bad chocolate pudding, made in Gaza, choke on a chicken bone and die from month long constipation. She is right up there with Pam Biondi whose book.. "How To Copulate With A Horny Pony" has been just released by the Righteous Christ Press

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Ellen H's avatar

Heartless assholes for not letting Mahmoud be with his wife and child. ICE and the head Barbie all need to be sent to the concentration camp. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Michael Jaworsky's avatar

"Is it just us or is it really obvious that the dumbest motherfucker to ever be president is trying really hard to destroy American education?"

During his first run, Trump mentioned a number of times that he loves the uneducated.

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Betty Campbell's avatar

I love all of the names you can come up with when you describe these despicable people who are running our government. How do you come up with all these different names in one article? You must have a great sense of humor. I am not much of a curse lady, but keep up the good work. I love it. Betty C

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io bonini's avatar

Hey Sam, Hey Adam...A big thank you for walking us through all the shit that this so called government drops. Thank you for shouting out to the Meidas Mighty!!! If you don't subscribe to these folks and Legal AF you're missing out on one of the best news sources and Legal breakdowns of what these government clowns are doing to our Democracy there is.

Every day..the Kristi Noems , Nancy Maces, Hegseths .....of this regime show us how incompetent they are, and everyday they take away what's left of our Democracy. Thanks Adam & Sam for bringing these things to our attention.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Note 3: Kristi's cocaine money. She's looking for a couple of ounces.

Note 5: How about we unscrew her head and see if there's a brain in there? Fucking Nazis gonna fucking nazi.

Note nine: "Double your pleasure, double your fun, with" double dipshits. Apologies to Doublemint gum ads.

Note 13: We have to rely on a guy that WE KNOW takes beer up the ass... Oh boy. And a fangirl. Whee.

Note 15: Ron Johnson is right. It was an inside job. Today, there was a news release that evidence was found that Der Trumpenfuehrer's people paid for travel for some of the January 6th rioters to get to DC to riot. See? Johnson is correct, but, just not in the way that really stupid waste of oxygen thought. OOPS.

Note 18: I'd be more curious to know if Hegseth was ever SOBER on the job.

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Mercedes's avatar

Holy shit - LIVE THIS! How’d ya get inside my head?

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Holy shit! I'm not alone!

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Barryt's avatar

Hey Bill, if trump is “much more self-aware than he lets on”, that means he's even more of a sociopath and psychopath than most people estimate; it's not better that he's self-aware, it's worse, dumbass.

Nice BURN! on Columbia... Kelso would be proud.

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Cyn B's avatar

Definitely an emergency bug out bag for the puppy murderer. Cause also, who carries a bunch of blank checks around?...much less pay cash for dinner & activities (unless those activities are illegal) or keep their passport with them when they are a high standing *gag* government official. She's ready to leave in a hurry.

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Michelle Le Bars's avatar

Well this isn't new with immigration. When my mother died during my final step as permanent residents which was granted with citizenship, I was deprived to go to her funeral or I would lose my immigration proceedings in California. I would have to start all over but from France. I was married to an American woman and had a son... it didn't matter in the eyes of immigration services. INS never been a cool place to deal with... The big difference, is that they didn't have goons in civilian cloth kidnapping you on the street and make you disappear.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

I had a friend whose wife, 25 years ago, was married for a considerable time already to a US citizen and thought it meant she was here legally (she married while she was legally here on a visa). She went to her mom's funeral in Colombia and couldn't get back in. It took over a year and umpty attorney fees just to get her home.

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Jude Johnson's avatar

Saw another name for Vance on Insta:

"Justkilled Da-pope"

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Bruce's avatar

Tangentially connected the Elon Melvin, but this cartoon from The Oatmeal is awesome:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cyberlove?no_popup=1

MAKE MORE FUN OF MELVIN!

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Janina Fenigsen's avatar

Even last November, if somebody were to submit a script of what we've got going on to Hollywood, it wouldn't fly on too-absurd-to-be-tru grounds. Maybe...

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Amy Walter's avatar

Tia, thanks for sharing, I’m in the same boat as you. I’ve used a walker for three years now and I absolutely hate it. The answer to your question is yes, Diana Harshblow is crazy

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Tracey's avatar

Harshbarger represents TN not TX.

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Cyn B's avatar

Noem has grandchildren? It's a good thing TSA monitors don't scan for silicone & filler. Else she would create security events everywhere she goes.

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