So I love reading your posts but have to say my favorite part is all the perfect versions of “JD” that you come up with. Thanks for making me laugh. 😂💙😂💙😂💙🙏🏻
Where's Adam? Maybe he can send it to the Harris/Walz campaign. They'd probably do a fantastic job of highlighting all the options for addressing Mr. Vance.
Once again a judge has defined "religious liberty" as the freedom to walk all over the rights of the people who don't share your religion and to discriminate against them freely. How is supporting the beliefs of one religion over others, by a judge (a federal employee) not "establishing" that religion?
Brilliant. Some good news! Doodie is disbarred. I feel better about the legal system already. Cuban is awesome! And I will dance in the streets if Cruz and Scott go down the tubes. Happy days. I am also chuffed that Johnson cannot manage his own caucus. Smarmy , odious protozoan that he is. I reserve my nasty comments mainly for Johnson and Vance—two boll weavils.
Could someone figure out what RFK Jr. really did? He is coming off as blameless or harassed (poor serial cheater) . Nuzzi is shouldering the blame. She goofed on a really important issue, but it usually takes two to tango. If he has acted in a reprehensible manner, everyone should know before he becomes head of the CDC or similar and refuses to vaccinate our children. Then when they all get polio or diphtheria he can apologize for his mistaken beliefs. The man is a joke. He is not a doctor and not a scientist.
When promoting Democratic Senate challengers to despicable Republican incumbents, please always remember to include Lucas Kunce v Josh Hawley, who is certainly no better than Cruz or Scott.
When I ran for state office years ago, I had a crew of older women who wrote sticky notes to attach to my campaign lit - "Sorry to missed talking with you today...." I KNOW I earned some votes with those notes.
Love the column .. thanks so much for making it easier to consume all the garbage in the news! And providing opportunities to laugh during this crazy, mind boggling time. Just a note that in 1983 Buddy Cianci - then Mayor of Providence, RI was indicted. Not that it’s anything to be proud of, but he may have the distinction of being the first. VOTE!! And VOTE BLUE!!! 🇺🇸💙
So I love reading your posts but have to say my favorite part is all the perfect versions of “JD” that you come up with. Thanks for making me laugh. 😂💙😂💙😂💙🙏🏻
I count 102 so far. I may have missed a few.
1. Jalopy Dillweed (JD) Vance
2. Jiggly Dicktoes (JD)
3. Justa Dickhead (JD)
4. Jumprope Drippywiener (JD)
5. Jiffy Dingleberry (JD)
6. Jacknuts Dingusface (JD)
7. Jumping Doofuspoo (JD)
8. Jupiter Droopysack (JD)
9. Jellyroll Diplick (JD)
10. Jupiter Dicksoup (JD)
11. Jangly Doodlenuts (JD)
12. Jiminy Diggler (JD)
13. Jolly Doodoolick (JD)
14. Jedediah Dildonoggin (JD)
15. Jiggly Dumpeater (JD)
16. Jellybean Dongface (JD)
17. Jangly Doorknob (JD)
18. Jackass Diddlepoo (JD)
19. Jockstrap Dingusbutt (JD)
20. Jerkoff Doodiestain (JD)
21. Jellyfish Doodiesniffer (JD)
22. Jalopy Diddledoodiepants (JD)
23. Jerkface Dickbite (JD)
24. Jumping Doodienipples (JD)
25. Jalopy Dizzynards (JD)
26. Jello Dingus (JD)
27. Jordache Doodienugget (JD)
28. Jiminy Dickfeet (JD)
29. Jethro Droopynads (JD)
30. Jiffy Drippywiener (JD)
31. Jolly Droopybuttocks (JD)
32. Jackal Dillweed (JD)
33. Jiggly Dongtaint (JD)
34. Jockstrap Dangledongle (JD)
35. Jelly Doorknob (JD)
36. Jolly Dickface (JD)
37. Jupiter Dipshit (JD)
38. Jokester Douchebro (JD)
39. Juicy Dickbrain (JD)
40. Jellybean Dongback (JD)
41. Junebug Dipshittin (JD)
42. Jackanapes Droopnuts (JD)
43. Jiggly Dingleberry (JD)
44. Juggle Deeznuts (JD)
45. Janky Doodienipples (JD)
46. Jellybean Doodiemouth (JD)
47. Jello Dookienuts (JD)
48. Jordache Dumbshit (JD)
49. Jukebox Dingaling (JD)
50. Jumping Dillweed (JD)
51. Jupiter Dancingcrotch (JD)
52. Jiggly Droopydong (JD)
53. Jiffypop Dumpmouth (JD)
54. Jockstrap Dingusface (JD)
55. Jiggly Donkeynipples (JD)
56. Jerkoff Dominoes (JD)
57. Jaundice Dickbrain (JD)
58. Jellybean Dollhouse (JD)
59. Jittery Dingus (JD)
60. Jackass Dimplebrain (JD)
61. Jaunty Doodybreath (JD)
62. Juggling Dipshit (JD)
63. Jelly Dongface (JD)
64. Jerkoff Duncehat (JD)
65. Janky D-bag (JD)
66. Jumping Dingleberry’s (JD)
67. Jelly Donuts (JD)
68. Jesusfreak Douchebro (JD)
69. Jokey Dickface (JD)
70. Jingleheimer Dickbrain (JD)
71. Jupiter Dongmouth (JD)
72. Jelly Doodynuts (JD)
73. Julep Dipstick (JD)
74. Just Dealwithit (JD)
75. Jackass Dumbshit (JD)
76. Joker Dickbrain (JD)
77. Jackboot DerKissenassen (JD)
78. Jagged Dicknipples (JD)
79. Just Dickless (JD)
80. Jumping Doodyface (JD)
81. Just Deranged (JD)
82. Jellybean Dingleberry (JD)
83. Janky Dingus (JD)
84. Jiffypop Douchebag (JD)
85. Just Dumberthandogshit (JD)
86. Juggling Deeznuts (JD)
87. Justa Disaster (JD)
88. Jackass Dicklips (JD)
89. Jellybean Dognuts (JD)
90. Juicy Disgrace (JD)
91. Jalopy Doodoodoodie (JD)
92. Jangly Dinguslobes (JD)
93. Justa Damndisgrace (JD)
94. Jealousy Dickenvy (JD)
95. Just Dangerous (JD)
96. Just Dumb (JD)
97. Jolly Dingusdance (JD)
98. Jumpshot Dookiebreath (JD)
99. Joker Dingusface (JD)
100. Jail Deserver (JD)
101. Justno Dignity (JD)
102. Jiffylube Dickface (JD)
Impressive! Cast your votes! My fav is Justno Dignity😂💙💙🤩💙🤣🇺🇸💙
Oh, I know….someone should project a rotating list of them on a building near the VP debate, like they did on Trump tower at DNC.
What a great idea!!
Yes! The Harris/Walz campaign has been so brilliant with shade that I bet they'd do it...at least w/some of the marginally cleaner ones!!!
Hey Otto, let’s send this list to Justa Dickhead and let him pick his favorite. I’m going with 102. Jiffylube Dickface as the funniest😂
Where's Adam? Maybe he can send it to the Harris/Walz campaign. They'd probably do a fantastic job of highlighting all the options for addressing Mr. Vance.
Same! They’re very creative.
Jiffylube Dickface had me spitting tea all over my phone🤣
My reply landed in the wrong place-abt the contest.💙😂💙
A Montanan here. Not giving up on Tester.
Once again a judge has defined "religious liberty" as the freedom to walk all over the rights of the people who don't share your religion and to discriminate against them freely. How is supporting the beliefs of one religion over others, by a judge (a federal employee) not "establishing" that religion?
Brilliant. Some good news! Doodie is disbarred. I feel better about the legal system already. Cuban is awesome! And I will dance in the streets if Cruz and Scott go down the tubes. Happy days. I am also chuffed that Johnson cannot manage his own caucus. Smarmy , odious protozoan that he is. I reserve my nasty comments mainly for Johnson and Vance—two boll weavils.
Could someone figure out what RFK Jr. really did? He is coming off as blameless or harassed (poor serial cheater) . Nuzzi is shouldering the blame. She goofed on a really important issue, but it usually takes two to tango. If he has acted in a reprehensible manner, everyone should know before he becomes head of the CDC or similar and refuses to vaccinate our children. Then when they all get polio or diphtheria he can apologize for his mistaken beliefs. The man is a joke. He is not a doctor and not a scientist.
When promoting Democratic Senate challengers to despicable Republican incumbents, please always remember to include Lucas Kunce v Josh Hawley, who is certainly no better than Cruz or Scott.
When I ran for state office years ago, I had a crew of older women who wrote sticky notes to attach to my campaign lit - "Sorry to missed talking with you today...." I KNOW I earned some votes with those notes.
OK, I have a new fav - Jesus Dudeseriously wins!
"...Mayor Eric Adams and his allies because we just kinda assume everyone knows he’s a scumbag Republican pretending to be a Democrat."
You know what would be perfect...if Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson of N.C. aka mimisoldr/black Nazi came to Adams rescue .lol
Love the column .. thanks so much for making it easier to consume all the garbage in the news! And providing opportunities to laugh during this crazy, mind boggling time. Just a note that in 1983 Buddy Cianci - then Mayor of Providence, RI was indicted. Not that it’s anything to be proud of, but he may have the distinction of being the first. VOTE!! And VOTE BLUE!!! 🇺🇸💙
They should have a fundraiser contest- make one massive list…make a donation for VP/Coach to vote. T-shirt w/the JD winner!💙🇺🇸💙🤩