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Michael M's avatar

Trump's in-pocket doctor, whose license to practice medicine was suspended in 2022, wrote in his report that Trump's ear was missing a 2cm chunk off the top.

The FBI victim interview must report on how that ear tampon made his ear grow back 2cm in only one week in order to advance medical progress.

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Dtss's avatar

Perhaps it was a an ear tampon in disguise? A transplant of a portion of “dick in a box”, seeing as JugheeD must have quite a bit left over after castrating himself before the orange stain and on any numerous occasions being interviewed.

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Michael M's avatar

More of an ear Maxi-Pad™ I guess.

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TCinLA's avatar

Boycott Tesla. Let's make the damn things Not The Official Car of White Liberals Who Think They Did A Good Thing. Tesla's stock is down 29% in the second qrtr of 2024. Let's sink the goddamned Space Nazi.

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Sally Stokes's avatar

I hope the Vance name game continues. Juicy Davenport Vance was brought up over the weekend 😂

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Jon Gentile's avatar

Taking a cue for you guys, I am referring to JD (Jiggly Dildo) with appropriate names whenever forced to discuss his sorry ass. Carry on.

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Dtss's avatar

Juicy Davenport took me a second. That’s what I get for blocking out my relatives from Ohio for most of my adult life. (No offence Ohio).

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I’m calling him Justa Dickhead, seems appropriate to me.

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Tama2U's avatar

Harris is ABORTING the Felon’s attempt at fascism and it’s a beautiful thing 😻

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David Walker's avatar

Not sure if anyone else remembers this, but the 1960’s snowy-white “All American” artist Pat Boone is where the “dick in a box” meme comes from. Hustler magazine published it. Remember them? Say what you like (or dislike) about Larry Flynt, who was crude to the max, but he was on-point with their “Asshole of the Month” column, which included such luminaries as Newt Gingrich when he became House Speaker. One of those monthly tributes was to none other than Pat Boone. They had somehow uncovered an old black-and-white photo of Pat Boone holding an open cardboard box over his crotch with his junk showing through a hole in the box. That photo got a full-page spread in the rag for the Asshole of the Month prize. Just goes to show with these sanctimonious dicks that the harder your squeeze, the more the kink squirts out.

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Leslie's avatar

Venezuela— where Trump wants to hold the next RNC CONvention. And Maduro wins! It’s Trumps kinda place.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

CONvention? That’s fucking hilarious, Leslie😂😂😂😂

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Carmen Denise Upton King, M.S.'s avatar

Fun Fact: one of tfg ancestors married a Heinz.

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Rusty Rollings's avatar

Jacking Divan Vance just keeps digging his political grave deeper. I hope he leaves the senate, makes his wife go back to work and cries in his new book Hillbully Eulogy, how cat ladies took down my career. Also why didn’t he get an interview with the FBI sooner? They dropped the ball again cause regular cops do the interview immediately after released from the hospital. Now he’s gonna play drama queen.

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DannyAC30's avatar

Harris2024💙!!!

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Sheila M's avatar

Thank you. I needed that laughter, today. Yesterday, I saw the first Trump-Vance sign in my majority Republican, majority white NJ suburb and it ticked me off.

If this is anything like '16 and '20, very few signs will go up, because most won't admit it publicly, but the majority of Republicans plan to vote for what's-his-name and Junior Dipshit. I'd like to think that, if nothing else, 1/6 and/or Project 2025 opened their eyes. But, I suspect the horror of watching the insurrection is a dim memory, and that most are well off enough so they think P25 won't touch them - and they simply don't care about anyone else.

I hope I'm wrong. I really hope these people take a page from those people in The Villages who support Kamala and wake the hell up.

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Bruce  Malcolm's avatar

We need a #Profane4Harris zoom call!

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Mercedes's avatar

On the day that I had surgery for what turned out to be Stage 1 colon cancer, my surgeon (in pre-op) asked my son how old he was. When my son answered, the surgeon said that he needed to get a colonoscopy. I thought, "Shit, he's gonna hate me." But my son has done one every five years. And the rest of my family knows they too have a genetic link. GET YOUR FRIGGING BUTTS CHECKED OUT! Sorry about your mom, Sam:-(

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Julianna's avatar

So Leatherface’s ear interview is going to be televised?

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Deb's avatar

Sadly most well off people in Florida don’t care about education in the state or about the poor, children or housing costs because if it doesn’t affect them they just don’t want their money to go to anything other then their own money making businesses. We have no state tax so they move here and assume they will be left alone. And they are.

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