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Angie's avatar

If there was a God, Trump would drop dead.

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DonP's avatar

If there was a God, Dumpf, Muskadine and his whole cabinet would drop dead in a spectacularly Biblical way.

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Mary Ballard's avatar

I think all the shit the blob is throwing around is a smoke screen to divert our attention to something really big and ugly. He's so good at diverting our attention. He (and by "he" I mean all those wheels on Project 2025) has something he's going to spring on us.

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disguised DREA's avatar

Converting all cash to crypto, crashing the system and leaving us all to die.

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Michele Pennington's avatar

I thought of this prior to him being inaugurated, but with all the other damage he's been doing it moved to the back of my brain. But I wouldn't be at all surprised if this is his actual plan at some point. The "leaving us all to die part" will be accelerated by the cretin at the head of HHS who's making it his #1 priority for us to die anyway.

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Tad Huckabee's avatar

Don't give the shit blob to much credit.

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patti sepich's avatar

Oh no, Gene Hackman. My all time fave actor. Rest in peace, Gene & fam. So damn sorry.

Not the death notice I was hoping to see.

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Deborah solleveld's avatar

The only thing I can think of is carbon monoxide poisoning that would affect the dog too. So so sad.

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Ema's avatar

Adam, you forgot one of his greatest films for which he won an Academy Award - The French Connection. Watching that movie when it came out, I knew I was watching a "legend" with him in that role! RIP Legend!

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Sal Teodoro's avatar

This came out after the newsletter but THIS SOUTH AFRICAN MOTHERFUCKER HAS GOT TO GO, TO PRISON. He realized that he fired to many air traffic controllers so what does the (since we are using this word today) tally whacker do? He tweets, yes, he tweets if there are any air traffic controllers that want to come back to work. I kid you fucking not. I guess with all the plane crashes and close calls on runways and Americans calling their reps he realized it’s an issue.

The issue is him and the orange fuckhead. And ye, Ebola is a fucking problem asshole.

John Robert’s is the architect of this fucking disaster and has the balls to right that end of the year op-ed about abuse of power and here we are, him halting a federal judges order to release our fucking money to USAID. What a piece of fucking shit.

I’m out of fucks.

I agree, Gene Hackman passing away simultaneously with his wife and dog, and no foul play does not make sense. It’s sad…loved him. He made some great movies.

Oh, I do have one more fuck, FUCK YOU Katy Perry. I’m not supporting her anymore. Fuck Bezos.

Just a reminder, no buying tomorrow. Blackout shopping.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Someone said “Maybe the jet Tate is on will crash.” We should be so lucky. Watch, those Tate boys will get a WH assignment.

By the way, all of these bullet points…my head is fucking swimming!

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Michele Pennington's avatar

They landed in south Florida, btw. Big surprise.

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EFS's avatar

Re: Note 11 - Remember when Trump told the truth? Yeah, neither does anyone else.

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Dissident's avatar

And, apart from all of this, the CFPB has voluntarily and permanently dismissed three separate cases against predatory and abusive financial practices. Capital One, Rocket Mortgage, and PHEAA (a prominent Student Loan servicer).

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Mark Bitman's avatar

You must promise to use compound swear words. That’s the only time we know mean business.

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El0nIsaRat's avatar

Let's see. Preventing girls from running away, profiting off them for sexual acts, and providing the space for them to ply their trade. Andrew Tate, you are nothing but a cheap, lowdown, swamp-sucking pig.

Yes, Alina and your inbred MAGA brethren, this is a good guy to admire.

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Pamela Beckford's avatar

What? You’ve never heard of a trigon???? 🤦‍♀️🤣

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Tad Huckabee's avatar

All his policies are going to impact the poorest red states the most. Ignorance elected him. Cuts in education are making it worse. It's a knowledge death spiral.

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CanadaIsNotForSale's avatar

Bravo to Jesse Marsch - speaking through the Canadian peoples conviction.

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JANE MICHELL's avatar

Re moving education to the states- they couldn’t do worse even if they are unprepared.

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Dennis Lee's avatar

whew, glad I read through it all but...Whew!

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Just A Caring Soul's avatar

He is sucking out the new worms here!

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Florence Rose Samuels's avatar

It's one thing to spontaneously utter swear words and phrases. I do it all the time. But I think you guys are doing it to get attention and it's kind of pretentious. So while your stands might be interesting, the delivery sucks. Just my opinion.

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Ksenia Maryniak's avatar

Absolutely not. I put this very useful weekday summary on text-to-voice (a delightfully lugubrious guy reader), and it's a most cathartic way to start the morning. I read somewhere that intelligent people swear more. Y'all have a blessed day.

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